Kroger has juice boxes called Tummy Tickler and Belly Gusher and I am 150% certain there are also vibrators with these names and this makes me wildly uncomfortable.

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There’s a boy in a Saturday morning dance class at my studio who has a raging crush on me. He’s sweet and shy and…four years old.

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This blog is now on wordpress. You can still get to it via stirlazy.com or you can go via stirlazy.wordpress.com

I might use the tumblr to link to posts or I might never touch it again.

Who knooooooows.